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minimalist: hey, check out my room. it’s only got three expensive things in it. guess i’m just a little more evolved than everyone else.
me, tripping over a box of junior high school homework assignment i keep because i think i might have some use for them someday: sorry, what?
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The best type of sex is when ya can be hella nasty & hella sweet at the same time. Pound me out & hold my hand.
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(via BabblingBaby)
you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”
“Well :). You’ve Aged.”
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My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.
This explains…..so much
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deqm:
Out of all the captions that could’ve been put with that picture I’m so glad it’s that one




















